Monday Funnies

As you know I try to make Mondays a little lighter than most the other days. The greatest challenge in the Ballard household this fall has been teaching Annette the game of football. She drove me a little nuts with lots of questions the first couple games but she is grasping a better understanding of the game each week now. She still hasn't quite got the 4th down and punting thing, but she has learned "the higher you sit in the bleachers, the easier it is to follow the ball."

Anyway, she sent me this joke last week that I thought I would share it with you. I think she was proud that someone actually knew less than her about football. Of course, I have heard it a thousand times, but I played along anyway. No offense to blonds everywhere.

Make it a great week! -Pastor Randy


FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE.....
>
> Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!
>
> Football FINALLY makes sense..........
>
> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football
> game. They had great seats right behind their team's
> bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the
> experience.
>
> 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied,
> but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
> other over 25 cents.'
>
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
>
> 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
> for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
> 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
> like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!